Willie Finds New Places to Hurt Me

Day two at Willie Jett's House of Pain.
Today he made me do all sorts of different new things.
The abs sit-up and crunch bench was the absolute worst. I had to do 30. I nearly cried.
Then he made me lift a barbell that weighed 65 pounds. I had to wear one of those cool belts and he made me lift it 48 times...while I was squatting. Damn, that hurt!
My usually soft hands are getting calloused.
I am afraid to eat anything but protein lest I reverse the fat burning process.
I ache all over, but man, what a buzz I have.