Karen, it gets better. Learned over at Mudflats: Easton = ice skate brand; Mitchell = fishing reel brand and of course Johnston is a just another name for a dick. gotta hand it to these grifters.....
The middle name Easton is curious too. It's the name of a company that makes hockey sticks and Levi is big into the frozen pond and the rubber biscuit. I'll bet anyone this fake front tooth of mine that the kid's middle name comes from a sports equipment company. I thought the first name was in honor of Linda Tripp of Monica's cumstained dress notoriety. Why not ? She's a famous lowlife and backstabber sniffing the trash cans of power, kinda like they do up in that Wasilla there, such as.
Jeeze, now I hear that some publication is offering the dropout couple half a mil for pictures of the little bastard. Hell, for that amount I bet they'd just sell the kid to the magazine.
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Too funny!!!
Gotta wonder if MeeMaw Johnstone had a hand in naming the kid.
Timothy Leary?
Karen, it gets better. Learned over at Mudflats: Easton = ice skate brand; Mitchell = fishing reel brand
and of course Johnston is a just another name for a dick.
gotta hand it to these grifters.....
Hey, cut 'em some slack. Could have named the kid 'Puck.'
In my case it was my one and only pregnancy, and my one and only abortion. Whatever it's called it's a mistake. Poor Levi.
I hope he continues him mom's business if only for our titillation, and his mother-in-law's political embarrassment.
I know, I'm a mean spirited bitch, but I come by it honestly.
The middle name Easton is curious too. It's the name of a company that makes hockey sticks and Levi is big into the frozen pond and the rubber biscuit. I'll bet anyone this fake front tooth of mine that the kid's middle name comes from a sports equipment company. I thought the first name was in honor of Linda Tripp of Monica's cumstained dress notoriety. Why not ? She's a famous lowlife and backstabber sniffing the trash cans of power, kinda like they do up in that Wasilla there, such as.
they're hoping for a girl next time, so they can honor levi's mom and name the baby Oxy Contin Johnston.
I'm surprised the kid wasn't named Red Bull Grey Goose Johnston.
Oh, Zippie, that was a typo. The kids named the baby to honor Gramma Sarah... but the name is Dripp.
Jeeze, now I hear that some publication is offering the dropout couple half a mil for pictures of the little bastard.
Hell, for that amount I bet they'd just sell the kid to the magazine.
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