Saturday, January 08, 2011

Rugs, Rugs, Rugs

Who do these guys think they're kidding?
What's wrong with being bald, anyway? Michael Jordan certainly didn't lose any fans because he decided to shave off whatever remaining hair he had. Neither did Sean Connery.
I think bald guys are sexy and masculine.
Why these phonies insist on covering their heads with wigs is a mystery to me.
And some have selected the cheapest looking rugs on the market.
Give it up, boys. We are on to you.


Distributorcap said...

i am glad my rug is au natural


Anonymous said...

Do you really want to see Burt without his rug?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Burt with a rug or without a rug wouldn't matter to me one bit. A creep is a creep.

Lulu Maude said...

Is there such a thing as a good rug? I remember Donny Osmond pitching for the Men's Hair Club.

Lulu Maude said...

Phil Spector looks like a 70s dyke.

bigsis said...

HAHA, 70's dyke, that's priceless. I'm going to use lulu's line today.

I think someone should come out with a coffee table book on bad wighats. I'd buy it. I'm not talking about one like Wm Shatner's current excellent wig, just the really greasy nylon ones. Even if I'm in a bad mood a cheap wig is one of those things that always makes me giggle. And it also makes me wonder how the poor bastard's loved ones allowed them out of the house with that door mat on their heads.