And the winners are...

Kelly was closest to the 10K mark (as far as I can tell) so she won the Grand Prize in my ill conceived, blogback-fucking sweepstakes. Congratulations!
Mary and Busgirlie came in 2nd, and since the sitemeter seemed to be so inaccurate in registering hits, for their efforts I am awarding them gifts, too.
Kelly gets the phone call and the haiku, and she gets to choose from the other gifts first.
Mary and Busgirlie, please contact me and let me know what prizes you select. Congratulations to you all!
:)