I figure if Bush and Dick can get rich off shady oil companies, I may as well start my own.

Announcing:

Pulp Friction Oil Company of Texas

An Investor's Prospectus

Assets: $10,000,000,000*
Debts: $57*
Overview: a dynamic company dedicated to oil and gas exploration.
Sales are expected to reach the trillion dollar mark by December.*

Board of Trustees:
Karen Zipdrive: Chairman
Bart Zipdrive: President
James S. Zipdrive: Vice President
G. Bird, Secretary
Q. Poet, Treasurer

Accountant: Arthur Anderson, Inc.

For stock options, contact Karen Zipdrive at the comments box below.
Shares are $150. each, minimum 500 share purchase in this IPO.