I figure if Bush and Dick can get rich off shady oil companies, I may as well start my own.
Pulp Friction Oil Company of Texas
An Investor's Prospectus
Overview: a dynamic company dedicated to oil and gas exploration.
Sales are expected to reach the trillion dollar mark by December.*
Board of Trustees:
Karen Zipdrive: Chairman
Bart Zipdrive: President
James S. Zipdrive: Vice President
G. Bird, Secretary
Q. Poet, Treasurer
Accountant: Arthur Anderson, Inc.
For stock options, contact Karen Zipdrive at the comments box below.
Shares are $150. each, minimum 500 share purchase in this IPO.