Quelle Surprise

I went for my HIV exam results today and happily got a minus. I had to hide my glee walking out of the AIDS Foundation. So many were not as lucky, and may God Bless and keep them all.
My now solo trip to Maine has gotten more interesting.
The first thing I did was cancel the reservations "we" had at the secluded little inn at Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Seclusion be damned.
The next thing I did was book a room right on the beach in Gay Ogunquit, within staggering distance from two queer bars. I plan to laminate the HIV– certificate and hang it from a ribbon around my neck.
As Warren Zevon would say, "Ah-Oooh." :)