My Funny Valentine: Haiku For Two

First, she reblogged me
Her remarks were quite funny
I was curious

Then I tracked her down
Uh oh, she's Canadian...
I got her number

So I called her up
And she said 'oat' and 'aboat'
And other cute things

And one day (or night)
I saw that I was smitten
And wow, she was too

So now we're cozy
And she makes me laugh so much
And she's way sexy

She's very funny
She tolerates no bullshit
And she's sane and safe

She's kind and thoughtful
She's soothing like a balm
And she's consistent

She's not a drunkard
She's not manipulative
She's no drama queen

She's my Valentine
She told me that suits her fine
That's the bottom line

Happy Valentine's Day, Zed.
xox