Olympic Haiku, Mostly

We won two medals
Canada hasn't won yet
Better have a beer

James my kitten likes
To watch the skiers fly down
He thinks they are bugs

Ceremonies start
I sat there like a big butch
Cried at everything

Canada team gear
Maroon and so leathery
Color matches bronze

I love ice skaters
So graceful, so lithe, so smooth
And how 'bout them butts?

My Zed's a skater
But then online we all have
Skater butts n' stuff

My Zed's a Canuck
Zed rhymes with bed and Canuck
rhymes with... the F word