Motherfucking Motherfuckers!!!!

5:30 Browser went down like a $2 crack whore.
5:32 First of nine calls to AOL- 8 techs told me 8 different pieces of shit
Tech 9 had me REINSTALL AOL.
STILL FUCKED
Tech 9 palms me off on Apple.
7:45 One Call to Macintosh.
Suggestion failed.
8:15 Panicky Cell phone call to my local version of Grey Bird, Tricia
8:45 Tricia arrives
REINSTALLS ENTIRE FUCKING MAC OPERATING SYSTEM
Test one fails
Test two fails
Test three fails
Fiddles around
Test four succeeds!!

10:52 I'M BACK GODDAMN IT!

Basically I blogged my fucking computer to DEATH!
But like the phoenix...I am risen.

Stay tuned for a mess of blogs.
Tracy's up next. Bwahahahah!!!