Pseudo Dictionary

Last year I made the dictionary with the word "mamatone," which is the monotonous tone your mama takes when lecturing. See also "mamatony."
Today I made the cut again with the term "Oklahomaphobic," meaning an intense dislike for all things and people Oklahoman.
Now, if I can just come up with a term for bald men who grow ponytails to compensate for their hairless pates, I'll consider myself on a par with Daniel Webster.
http://www.pseudodictionary.com/word.php?id=13835