Priestly Haiku

Okay, it's about time my favorite scandal is memorialized in 5-7-5.

Your Holiness, Sir
There's a problem in our church...
Tattletale children!

Bless you, my children
Especially the blonde ones
They are more my type

"Father, I have sinned."
"You think you've sinned?" Father asks.
"I'll show you sin, kid!"

For your penance, son
Kneel down, pray for forgiveness
Yeah, baby, right there

In a priest's luggage:
A rosary, Bible and
Some Pokemon toys

Father O'Leary
Such a fine Catholic priest
(Hasn't been caught yet)

Parish needs new priest
Must have references and bring
His own AstroGlide

Pope John Paul reflects:
This is a bad thing indeed
I blame MTV!