The First and Last Baseball Post I Will Ever Make

You all know, of course, if Boston wins it's an omen that John Kerry will win, too.
Yes, he will win, despite the voting irregularities that are already apparent in Texas for early voters (if you vote the straight Democratic ticket, the machines are said to "accidentally" switch to Bush/Cheney).
I plan to vote on Monday and I HOPE something fucks up so I can raise holy hell about it.

Watch your ballots, folks- those GOP crooks are trying to steal another election.