Interactive Blog: Fill in the Blanks

I love getting comments. Some of the best Blog entries are based on the comments, not the content of the entry itself.
With that in mind, please cut, paste and fill in the blanks:

1. Bush is to politics what _____ is to ______.
2. If I could, I'd _____ Bush _________.
3. Cheney was ________ in last night's debate.
4. Edwards may be cute, but Cheney is _______.
5. Karl Rove needs_______________________.