It's time for
The News in Haikus

Short on flu vaccine
Bush blames everyone but him
Don't give Dick his shot

The Washington Post
Endorsed John Kerry for pres
They too think Bush sucks

Feel that chilly air!
Could that be a draft we feel?
With Bush, bet your ass

Alert color codes
Meaningless Bush fear tactics
Wish he was code blue

Bush forgot someone
The nine-one-one mastermind
Where's Osama, Bush?

On 60 Minutes
Tonight will be Jon Stewart
Smarter than Fox News

Vote early, my friends
Bush needs a head start stealing
The Nov. election