Tuesday, November 04, 2008

In the Spirit of Sportsmanship...

It would be so easy right now to gloat and say rude things to these fine Republicans who tried their best in this grueling campaign season.
No, I am better than that.
All these people claim to love America and want what's best for her, and that's really all that matters, right?
Liars, snakes and snivelers deserve no sympathy.
Therefore, suck it, losers. All y'all can kiss my liberal, lesbo ass.
The party's over, creeps.
You lost.
Get over it.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

What a great day this is. We did it hon, we beat them. I'm so frackin' proud to be a progressive right now. Thanks for all you did to win this for our side, all your great blog posts and all your positive energy. We may live in states that McCain won but we can stand with the millions of others who voted for our President elect across this country and feel the same pride and sense of accomplishment that they do.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Why thank you, Doctor.
Texas may not have done the right thing, but I am pleased that I wore down at least 50 people on the office elevator.
Big monkey hugs to you!

Anonymous said...

what? no deadeye dick? i have to say that i took great satisfaction in seeing princess sarah crying while capt u gave his concession speech.
i am still in shock, but everything seems different now, and in a good way.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I forgot about Dick, just like the rest of the country has since he went into hiding after he shot that geezer pal of his in the face.
As for Palin's sad, glistening eyes, she's so fucking delusional I'm sure her plans to become VP and have McCain drop dead and make her president were dashed-- and that just devastated her.
Or maybe it was because McCain told her she had fucked it up for him and she wasn't allowed to make a dramatic, All American, rootin' tootin' you betcha farewell speech.
Whatever made her cry, rest assured it was for nefarious, selfish cunty reasons.

dguzman said...

I'll get in that receiving line beside you and Gary F, Zip!

Great post!

Unknown said...

Ha ha ha ha haaaa! You had me fooled, I started reading and was like where the fuck is the KZD I know & love?

And then you redeemed yourself and THEN some.

I feel the same way.