Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself

My name is Mark Begich and I just beat convicted felon Ted Stevens in the Alaska Senate race.
But even better, I have successfully derailed Sarah Palin's plans to take Steven's seat and sneak into the U.S. Senate so she can jump start her presidential aspirations.
Now she's gotta bundle up and stay in her drab governor's office and pretend to work on boring Alaskan stuff like funding a pipe dream--uh, pipeline nobody can afford.
Gone will be the media attention, the adulation of thousands and the free designer threads.
Now she's back to being plain old Sarah. Whee!
Sorry, Sarah.
I wish I could stay a bit longer to help you dry your tears, but I got a Senate hearing I have to get to. As in a U.S. Senate hearing.


Randal Graves said...

Cue the Nelson Muntz for Senator Tubes.

Unknown said...

YAY!!!! I was happy as a clam when I heard this news last night.

Buh Bye Teddy the Tubes Stevens...don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya jackass! ;)

dguzman said...

Begich wins, bitchez! Palin and Stevens can go blow!

Anonymous said...

So long, Ted.

(I've been dying to say that. Now I want to say 'so long, Saxby!')

Lulu Maude said...

Whoo HOO!

Anonymous said...

I love you Mark. And I have plenty of room in my heart for Al Franken too. That would be sweeeeet!

Unknown said...

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!! Oh this is sweeeeet.

Anonymous said...

the amazing thing to me is that uncle ted had enough class to congratulate begich and not make excuses for his loss. was it that little weasel, mike dewine, who lost in 2006, but never congratulated the winner? that's what i expected from uncle ted. i guess his lawyers told him to behave like a gentleman.

Fran said...

Sarah smile! Joke's on YOU!

Unknown said...

nonnie - and in similar news, Marilyn Musgrave, having lost her race 16 days ago, has YET to concede to her opponent, Betsy Markey, who won by a large margin. They say Marilyn has disappeared and her campaign won't answer questions.

talk about a BIG BABY. Oh and why, yes, Musgrave is a rethug.

Anonymous said...

that's what made me think of dewine and how he never conceded or congratulated sherrod brown. complete lack of class, just like musgrave.