Thursday, September 11, 2008

Charles Gibson's Interview

Charlie Gibson tried to ask Palin some hardball questions, but she's been coached to sound like she knows Georgia and Russia from Shinola. As if.
Anyway, when she kept pronouncing the word 'nuclear' like Bush says it (NEW-kew-ler)I just chalked her up to being another dumb ass with about the same mental skills as your average parrot.

Oh, and she used Charlie's name in every sentence, sometimes twice.
"You see, Charlie, national security in a new-kew-ler age is of the upmost importance, Charlie."

What a dork. I just can't stand the bitch.


Anonymous said...

But but but you forgot the best part:

GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?

PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.


Anonymous said...

Incompetency. It comes easily to some.

Anonymous said...

i only saw the part where charlie asked her about the bush doctrine, and she sounded like a junior highschooler trying to bullshit the teacher when she didn't do her reading assignment. i guess the sled dog ate her homework.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit nonnie, you have made me spew Chardonnay twice tonight. My liver thanks you.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot the Bush doctrine part.
She totally bullshitted her way through that question, you're so right.

Had she known what the BD was, she could have said, "Fuck yeah, I'm all for invading whoever (sic) we feel like!"

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Tell us how you really feel about her.

Anonymous said...

I can't get over the being able to see Russia = foreign policy experience. You can't make this shit up!

McCoot/Failin' = Bush indeed.

Lulu Maude said...

"Upmost"? Really?

You can remove the better grammar qualifier, then.

Not that anyone cares.

Anonymous said...

I added the 'upmost' part myself. Good catch, LuLu.