Monday, September 01, 2008

The GOP Sez:

Oh, how happy the GOP and McCain must be that Hurricane Gustav has come along to give them an excuse to truncate their shitty convention.
Hallelujah! Bush and Dick won't be on hand to make their embarrassing speeches!
Yahoo! The media won't have the chance to show a convention filled with doddering old slobs in straw hats amidst a bunch of empty seats.
OMG! Does this mean we will be deprived of their exciting roster of speakers and entertainment?
Here's what we might be missing:

Tony Orlando: sings "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" in tribute to returning war vets
Wilfred Brimley: Gives a rousing address about how McCain's presidency will cleanse the American spirit as well as Quaker oatmeal cleanses the bowels
The Beach Boys: sing their updated classic, "Bomb Bomb Iran"
Joe Lieberman: Speaks about how Zeb Miller was right to loathe Democrats
Anita Bryant: Sings her new hit, "God Bless the Red States"
The Rev. Fred Phelps: On how teh gays are ruining marriage, families and America in general

...and speaking of phony GOP assholes, look at this pic and tell me who you think has the look of someone who just had a baby:


Anonymous said...

You might find this interesting.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Saw it, posted about it, loved how the McCain camp tried to tie it to Obama.
As I mentioned, the bloggers forced this news to come out BEFORE the election, so we did our job.

Anonymous said...

The laugh's on you Zip, we just heard that W left Austin and is on his way to his San Antonio hurricane command post. Maybe you'll see the Prez when you take needed items to the Gustav relief center.

Oh, and now we also won't get to see gay Lee Greenwood singing "Proud to be an American." dang

Karen Zipdrive said...

He's squatting here in San Antonio?
No wonder I smelled Jim Beam and cocaine wafting in the breeze.

Anonymous said...

I'm watching the coverage. It's like a trip to my uncle's dairy barn at milking time.